booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via pizza)

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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(via heyassbutt29)

All our friends are dead.

(Source: demonprotection, via heyassbutt29)

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

(via winterarcticmonkeysoldier)

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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(via fukawanna-togabooty)