What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-
so i met my soul mate tonight
This is the greatest chat moment ever.
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
Bless this man
i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
*romantically calls you dude*