1. sexhaver:

    boredlord:

    What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

    this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

    Reblogged from: theluminousnight
    • soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    • me: chill
    Reblogged from: thedoctordonna
  2. aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

    aleeyago:

    clvbpenguin:

    iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

    Reblogged from: s-t-e-p-h-y
  3. acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

    jtumblr:

    plundr:

    This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

    I have never been prouder to be Canadian

    I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-

    Reblogged from: queenofthemindpalace
  4. khaleesibeyonce:

I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

    khaleesibeyonce:

    I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

    Reblogged from: theluminousnight
  5. Reblogged from: hi
  6. unshaped:

    amordelfriki:

    hellaerin:

    so i met my soul mate tonight

    This is the greatest chat moment ever.

    <2

    Reblogged from: regeneratingwholockian
  7. dekutrickortreet:

    telapathetic:

    when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

    image

    damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

    Reblogged from: s-t-e-p-h-y
  8. ilovekartoffeln:

    Bless this man

    Reblogged from: hi
  9. stacysdad:

    i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

    Reblogged from: confirmance
  10. kingsxoqueens:


Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

    kingsxoqueens:

    Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

    Reblogged from: s-t-e-p-h-y
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  12. sherrocked:

    My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
    She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

    My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
    She’s going places.

    Reblogged from: deanassbutts
  13. Pige

    Reblogged from: s-t-e-p-h-y
  14. shybat:

    *romantically calls you dude*

    Reblogged from: s-t-e-p-h-y
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